Monday, 31 December 2018

El Hombre Bala, Sinatra and the Alternative Awards…..



It’s been nearly three months since I last added a blog and so, with 2018 coming to a close, I thought it might be time to try and squeeze in one final entry before the new year arrives. Of course, a lot has happened in and around Caernarfon Town Football Club since the last blog and to try and catch up in the same format at usual would be a daunting job, not just to write but also for you to read. Therefore, I’ve decided to put together a few highlights and comments to cover the three months, and will close with the inaugural Oval Ways Alternative End of Year Awards. So, brace yourself for a whirlwind recap to cover the last twelve weeks from where I was standing….
October.
Rambo explaining to Gwyn Derfel how he and his defence 
kept two clean sheets against the Nomads. 
Although the Cofis failed to win a match throughout the month, there was only one defeat,  a 0-3 reverse at home to an excellent Newtown side. The other three matches were all drawn and the pick of the bunch, in my opinion, was the goalless encounter with Connahs Quay Nomads. Followers of the Welsh Premier League will be aware that Andy Morrisons’ side are battling TNS and Barry Town for the league title and so to keep a clean sheet against them for a second time this season was an impressive achievement.
I missed the match at Abersytwyth due to a combination of illness and not wanting to risk life and limb by travelling through Storm Callum for two hours. I’ll be honest and say that I believe the Welsh Premier League should have cancelled the match on safety grounds of those braving the atrocious weather. I received two photos from a friend travelling to the match and believe the club requested a cancellation in plenty of time before everyone started their journeys but the message was clear that the fixture had to be played. Thankfully, everyone got back home safely but this is certainly something that needs to be looked at in the future. I understand that we are now playing in the Welsh Premier League, but people’s safety is obviously the priority and common sense needs to be used in such circumstances.
November.
Defeat at Carmarthen but Nathan was back with a vengeance!
A long trip to Carmarthen was first up and it was a first visit to Richmond Park for me. I opted to drive down, and thankfully, my mate Bob was also up for the journey, as otherwise I fear I would still be driving around the country lanes looking for the ground! The weather was atrocious, again, but we began well and when Nathan Craig put the Cofis ahead with a free kick I thought we’d go on and win the match. Unfortunately, football is not that straightforward and the hosts did well to get back in the match and eventually ran out 4-3 winners. Although the post-match interviews the players gave me later showed how frustrated they were, I still think the team had done enough to get at least a point. However, a huge positive to take away from the afternoon was the return of Nathan, who scored a hat-trick and showed, once again, how important he is to the side.
Job done at Park Hall.
We travelled to England six days later, in atrocious rain(again), to play The New Saints. I’m not sure how many people gave us a chance of gaining anything against the champions but the players were confident and the Cofi Army was there, so it was game on! Having defended well in the first half, the Cofis fairly dominated the second period and Nathan gave us a deserved win with a penalty late on. Suffice to say it was a pretty special victory for Caernarfon and, oddly enough, I neither saw nor heard the previously loud TNS contingency on the way out of the ground! It had been an enjoyable first visit to Park Hall although I did find it quite a peculiar set-up, having to enter a sort of childrens’ play area and café/bar on the way to the football ‘arena’, which I was surprised to see only had two half-stands containing seating areas. But still, what a great win for the Cofis! Incidentally, Noah Edwards was our man of the match and deservedly so, as he was excellent throughout.
Gaz celebrating his goal against Cardiff Met. 
The players backed up the TNS victory by beating Cardiff Met 2-0 in front of the Sgorio cameras the following week. Gareth Edwards and Noah were jointly named man of the match but, in truth, all of the Caernarfon players could quite easily have been given the accolade. In my opinion, the performance was our best of the season up to that point as Met are a very good side and yet, we bossed the action and had the opportunities to win by a much more handsome margin.
December.
A 2-2 draw in Llanelli was followed by a tough looking trip to Prestatyn in the Welsh Cup. Despite taking a wrong turn near the ground and ending up halfway to Rhyl, we managed to make it before kick-off and whilst I cannot say hand on heart that I enjoyed standing in the bitter cold wind for ninety minutes, I did rather enjoy seeing the Cofis beating Neil Gibson’s side by three goals to nil. The last time we had played at Bastion Road, the Seasiders beat us on their way to the Cymru Alliance title and so it was nice to turn the tables on them this time around. They’ve had a very tough couple of seasons but it seems that the recently returned manager is slowly turning things around and the addition of players of the calibre of former Town player Ben Maher is a positive sign that he’ll do just this.
Cai whips in a cross at a windy Prestatyn.
We were back to league action the following week, and another bumper crowd enjoyed a sensational performance from the players, as the Cofis beat Abersytwyth 4-0. Nev Powell’s side had been on a great run of form leading up to the encounter, being unbeaten in eight matches, but they were no match for Caernarfon on the night, as Nathan Craig (2), Sion Bradley and Darren Thomas got on the scoresheet to see us closing the gap on Aber in the race for the top six. Sion was named man of the match and it’s been brilliant to see how well he’s taken to the top flight this season.

Messi opened his account for the season against Aberystwyth
The decision to put back Caernarfon’s match at Barry Town on December 22nd to 7:35pm was unfair and totally uncalled for in my opinion. I understand that Sgorio wanted to show the encounter live but more consideration should have been given to what time of year it was, and the travelling involved. In the WPL, teams can request evening matches against opposing teams that are within a hundred miles of each other, which generally means that our encounters with sides in Mid-Wales will usually be played on Friday evenings. So, how was our four-hour trip to Barry ever sanctioned for a 7:35pm kick off? Again, the powers that be need to seriously reconsider such requests in the future as it’s not reasonable to ask players and supporters to travel coast to coast for an evening kick-off. The match itself was a cracker, and I felt the Cofis were unlucky not to have got at least a point. Unfortunately, and not for the first time, one or two missed opportunities cost us at least a point but the players could hold their head high after a super performance against a very strong outfit.
Interest was high and Sion Bradley was on fire against Llandudno
In recent years we have become accustomed to welcoming Porthmadog to the Oval on Boxing Days but this year, of course, there had to be a change of plan and, with our near neighbours from Nantporth now playing in the second tier, our natural opponents for the festive season was Llandudno. Obviously, matches between the sides will never be derbies in the true meaning of the word but, with our former manager in their dugout to add some spice to the occasion, it certainly made for an interesting looking fixture. There was a bumper crowd at the ground but Scottish Power struck early in the first half and a power shortage resulted in an abandoned match at half-time. The teams faced up again three days later and again.
Another 1300 plus crowd
Danny Brookwell in action against Llandudno
walked through the turnstiles and we were all treated to an absolute cracker, which ended at 3-3. I don’t want to dwell too much on other teams but Llandudno impressed me on the day and, knowing how their manager operates I find it hard to believe they are bottom of the league at this stage. I’m sure they’ll add to their squad in January and will get out of trouble but still, I’m surprised by their present predicament. Sion Bradley was our man of the match in the draw and what a player he’s proving to be for us!  
So, as I write this, the team stands sixth in the league with three matches to play. We’re level on points with seventh placed Aberystwyth but have a superior goal-difference and a game in hand so have a chance of securing a top six spot at the half-way stage. That would guarantee both our place in the top tier next season and a European Play-off spot! I don’t want to add to the pressure on Eards and the players, but how exciting would that be? Anyway, there’s still lots of football to play and our final three fixtures of the first phase, against Llandudno, Carmarthen and Bala, are all going to be tough.
Now that I’ve finally caught up with our fixtures, I’m delighted to introduce the Oval Ways Alternative Awards for 2018. There is one point I am very keen to make clear at the outset which is there are no actual prizes for the winners so I don’t want anyone catching up with me looking for their silverware. Hopefully, the fact that they’re winners will be enough for them!! So, here goes……..     
Egg on Face Award.
If I’ve learned anything since starting this blog, it’s that there are plenty of people who are more than ready to criticise and get personal if they don’t agree with what I’ve written, even if most of it is lighthearted. The worst case has been after questioning Owain Tudur Jones’s dismissive comments about Caernarfon early in the season. The former Welsh international footballer was not personally responsible for the social media criticism I received, but certainly some of his friends or acquaintances were. Despite this, I have absolutely no qualms in giving the Sgorio analyst this year’s Egg on Face award, which he so obviously deserves, for saying the Cofis were favourites for relegation.  

The Blatter.
To be fair, Tudur Jones has been much more complimentary about the club in recent weeks and has even thrown a compliment or two our way, which has been both surprising and humorous. With this in mind, I am therefore pleased to announce him as this year’s recipient of the ‘Sepp Blatter Backtracking Award’. Huge congratulations to Owain on his double success!

Most Accommodating Staff.
This is shared between security staff at Connahs Quay and the canteen staff at Carmarthen. The Nomads ground may seem a little quiet and soulless but the staff were great, and even helped me put on my media bib, although it might have been more through pity than anything else! The ladies providing refreshments down in Carmarthen were bubbly, friendly and gave us a free cheeseburger, so they too also deserve something for their efforts!   

Best match official.
Cheryl Foster was the only person in the running for this one. Ms Foster has refereed the Cofis on a number of occasions in the past three seasons and been excellent every time. I recall her officiating a Caernarfon Town match at Gresford in 2016/17 and was impressed with how she discussed matters with the players and tried to let the action flow. This seems to be her preferred way of officiating and her common-sense approach puts her head and shoulders above everyone else in the Welsh Premier League.


Paul Daniels time at the Oval....
The Clive Owen Award.
Readers of a certain age, mostly over forty I would guess, will be familiar with the name Clive Owen, a high-profile Welsh referee from a bygone era, who seemed to love nothing better than court media attention aroused by his latest contentious decision. This is the feeling I get with some match officials in the top tier, who brandish more cards out than Paul Daniels in the seventies. There are some decent officials in the league and so this award goes to all the usual suspects who you just dread seeing park up at the ground before the match. You’ll know the ones I mean.

The Sinatra.
The Holy Dean showing his allegiance 
The legendary Frank Sinatra was renowned as much for his comebacks from retirements as for his singing and so our old friend from up the A55, Johnny Haseldin, is this year’s recipient of the best, and quickest comeback award. No sooner had the Holy Dean announced he was leaving Holywell that he seemed he was back there in his usual spot in the dugout. In all seriousness North Wales football needs managers like him and, despite the Wellmen’s average season thus far, it won’t take long for Johnny to turn things around there. 

The Neville.
If there was a best right-back in the Welsh Premier League award, Joe Williams would be the winner by a country mile. Unfortunately for Joe, ‘the Neville’ relates not to the former England international’s footballing career, but rather to his punditry work for Sky. He may have been good at hiding Manchester United’s goal from opposing strikers but one thing Neville has yet to master is hiding his dislike of his team’s arch rivals, Liverpool. Therefore, the Gary Neville ‘Can’t Hide my Colours’ Award goes to Marc Lloyd Williams, who always seems so gloomy whenever the Cofis manage a decent result. Marc was an excellent striker in his day in the WPL but old habits seem to die hard.      

Best Book.
As Connor Macleod of the Clan Macleod frequently said (from yet another bygone era?), there can be only one, and the winner here is Alex Philp’s ‘Cmon the Town’. I’ve known Alex since our school days and he’s a genuinely nice guy, who has now written two excellent books concerning the club. In this offering he reviews ten memorable seasons in Caernarfon Town’s history and it’s a treasure trove of information and photos that will entertain both Cofi fans and football fans in general. A great read!
     
The Magnet.
This is another no-brainer as the best magnet winner has to be the one used when picking out teams for the fourth round of the Welsh Cup. Who would ever have guessed that our neighbours at Nantporth would be handed a home draw against Caernarfon? Having said this, the Cofis have a decent record on the banks of the Menai Straits so we’ll be going there quietly confident of a positive result.

The Bishop.
It’s common knowledge amongst Caernarfon supporters that Scouse comedian John Bishop played for us many years ago and so it’s only right that the award for Best ‘Stand-Up’ Moment is named after him. It will come as no surprise that Sean Eardley is the front runner for this accolade and, having thought long and hard about his various ‘Bishop’ moments in 2018 I have decided that his Christmas Gifts for the Players routine was his stand-out moment! This all came about after our recent match with Aberystwyth and I was carrying our post-match interviews with Nathan and Eards. I also wanted a one-off video where we could have some fun with Sean and so suggested he could go through his Christmas list for the players. Quick as a flash, he told me to give him five minutes and left the room for some props! It was all unplanned and off the cuff but Sean got it done in one take, and you can see the winning stand-up moment by following this link on the club’s official youtube channel:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjxGGkz6qIw
Eards in full flow during his winning stand-up routine.

Special Awards:
Above and Beyond: Gareth Edwards taking time off a family break to make a three hundred mile round trip to play for the Cofis against Llandudno.  

Best Comentator: Malcolm Allen, for being fair and honest in his assessments and usually getting his pre-season predictions spot on!

Best Chippy. The one in Caersws, end of! 


El Hombre Bala Award: Nathan Craig. Nathan is the best player in the league in my opinion and anyone who saw Roberto Carlos from dead-ball situations will know why our captain wins this award.
El Hombre Bala

Biggest Impact: Sion Bradley. It’s hard to believe this is his first season in the Welsh Premier League and indeed his first year with us, but he’s been a revelation since joining and I can’t wait to see how he develops with us in the future.

Finally, thank you to everyone who has read the blog during the past twelve months, and also those who follow the twitter @OvalWays and facebook accounts. Also, huge thanks to the Caernarfon Town management, players, volunteers and supporters for giving me something to write about. I may not be a prolific blogger, I don’t always get it right, but I hope that at least some of the stuff I post is worth reading.
Blwyddyn Newydd Dda i chi gyd! 

Happy New Year!  

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