Team Mates 2. Richard Davies.

I’m pleased to say that the new ‘Team Mates’ series kicked off by Eards last week proved popular with a fair number of Caernarfon Town supporters and so it looks as if I’ll continue with it, for the time being at least. Just to recap, the idea is for a member of the Cofis first team management or playing squad to be given twelve questions about their team-mates and after doing so, they need to nominate the next person to answer the same questions. There’s just one proviso: we’re not interested in non-Caernarfon Town team-mates, so strictly no anecdotes about people we may, or may not, have heard that have never player for the Cofis. 

Oh, and there’s one more point I need to make clear. Every question needs to be answered completely, so sitting on the fence answers will not be tolerated. You will see from two of the following replies that he has done this and so this will be a strictly one-off. Names need to be provided from everyone from now on! 

Eards nominated his assistant manager, Richard Davies, to be the next to discuss his team-mates so here goes…. 

Which three team mates would you invite around for dinner and why? Also, what would you cook for them? 

Guests:

The Entertainer

Eards - Always the entertainer and would bring plenty of laughter to the night. 

Evo - Like myself, Evo appreciates a good bottle of red, good wine is always needed with good food. 

Daz Bach - Hilarious character after a few beers - entertainment for the evening. 

Food: 

Being a big food fan I would have to go for a three course meal. 

Starter - Tapas - mixture of 3 dishes. 

Main - Rack of lamb, garlic mash a redcurrant sauce. 

Dessert Island buddies

Dessert - All time favourite (and I've had a few), cheesecake. 

Ideal person to be stuck on a Desert Island with and why? 

Leo Smith. Always in a positive & good mood so there would never be a dull moment. Very enthusiastic person and would come up with a lot of activities to do on the island. 

Worst Trainer? 

Everyone trains hard, as a management team we wouldn't accept anything less. Although a fair few do like a moan. 

Worst Barber? 

I'm going to have to go with Brads, no explanation needed, I feel for the lad. 

Worst banter......

Worst Banter? 

Joe Williams - Tries to go for me all the time, but his material is poor. 

Hardman? 

On the pitch, you'd have to go with Gaz Eds (Captain Marvel) or top heavy Breezy. But saying that, Danny Brookwell has had to step in to help a certain someone on a night out but I can't get into too much detail. 

Joker? 

The Joker has to be the Gaffer, he just doesn't stop and to be fair he's got us all in stiches most of the time. A few of the lads have their moment but top of the class would have to be Eards. 

Good on a night out? 

Although he may not have played as many games as he would have liked this season not through any fault of his own, Mike Peo has never missed a night out, he loves a beer! Gaz Eds also deserves a mention here as he organises all the team night outs and always delivers. Again, Gaz also loves a beer or two. 

Worst on a night out? 

Tough call this as all the lads are good value on a night out so I can’t really single any one out sorry. 

Biggest Moaner? 

Jamie Crowther must have been nearby.

There are a few moaners within the team. If Joe Williams isn't winning in training he's terrible for moaning but that's just his competitive side getting the better of him. Evo if subbed would trash the dugout, to be honest I love the new rule of going off to the nearest point as we always make sure if Evo is coming off he is the furthest point away so he has time to calm down. Rambo will always have a moan at the strikers and then you have Crowther who is always on Sion Bradley’s case. 

Who would you not want on your 4x100m relay team? 

Eards - In case he got excited and his de-fib went off! I'm competitive so I wouldn't be happy if he was to pull up. 

Rambo – Goalkeepers don't run I have never seen him run 100m so wouldn't like to take any chances. 

Crowther - I'm convinced he carries weight in his boots when he is running. 

Gaz Eds - He may have five yards on any Centre Forward in his head but age is not on his side. 

Funny Moment 

A recent one that comes to mind has to be Brads after the Welsh Cup win over Druids live on the Sgorio Cameras. when asked by Nicky John who he would you like in the next round Brads answered "anyone as long as it's a home draw as we would fancy our chances against anyone at home." The embarrassing part was when Huw and Nicky John had to remind Brads that all semi-final's for the Welsh Cup are played on a neutral ground. Let’s just say Brads is one of a kind. 

Next up I nominate Sion Bradley!