Ryan Williams: Team Mates!

One of the most popular Caernarfon Town players of recent years is Ryan Williams. Ryan joined us after a spell at  Wrexham and has proved himself to be one of our most consistent performers during his time at the Oval. Whenever I ask supporters who they think is our unsung hero, I can almost guarantee that they'll say Ryan and the same can be said of his team-mates, judging by the interviews I've carried out with them. I have always found Ryan to be friendly but quite reserved and therefore when he was nominated by Leo to answer these questions I was intrigued to say the least. As I've mentioned before, one word answers and sitting on the fence won't be enough for this series, and I am very pleased to say that Ryan certainly hasn't stepped away from dishing the dirt on his team mates! Here's Ryan......  

Which three team mates would you invite around for dinner and why? Also, what would you cook them? 

Guests: 

Brads - By having Brads there, I would be able to wear whatever I’d like and still not be worst dressed at the table. We could talk about the few tattoos he has and how he got the nickname ‘stretchy’. 

One of the goals Daz could reminisce about with Ryan

Daz Bach - Daz is a good mate and would have to be there. I’m sure after a few drinks he would be reminding us about all the goals he’s scored, It would also give us a chance to help him practice his English. 

Gruff John - Gruff is a great laugh to be around. He would be able to teach us some of his dance moves and entertain us with a bit of singing after our meal. He’d also make sure there is some sort of intelligence at the table and help me look after the other two. 

Meal: 

I’d cook a nice steak or spaghetti bolognese. 

Ideal person to be stuck on a desert island with and why? 

That would be Leonardo Carlos Junior Smith. We would look after each other as always. It would be the best smelling island on earth with his choice of aftershaves and I’d be able to look after my skin with his moisturisers. He would also be able to use his experience of starring on Prison Break as ‘T-bag’ to help us find a way to escape back to normal life! 

Worst Trainer? 

In my three years at the club I’ve only seen Rambo train a couple of times so it has to be him. Breesey seems to turn up when he wants these days as well...

Worst Barber? 

Noah would be in Ryan's corner

Anyone other than Sion Bradley here is just wrong. He is struggling big time and his mate Ross Stephens isn’t around anymore to help him cover up his receding hairline. 

Worst Banter? 

That would be Jamie Crowther, I just feel like falling asleep every time he talks. 

Hardman? 

He hasn’t been mentioned yet but Noah Edwards is first on the scene if there’s any handbags during a match. He might not be the biggest but I’d definitely want him in my corner. 

Joker? 

Gaz Eds is normally the one on the whats app group that dishes out the jokes and Joe Wills doesn’t give Fish a minute's rest. He likes to wind up Breesy about fines as well and both of them normally can’t resist a bite back. 

Good on a Night Out? 

Most of the lads are very good on a night out. Top of the pile would probably be Daz Bach, some of the things he does and says leaves us in stitches. 

Worst on a Night Out? 

That would be Leo as he left me on my own on a night out in Caernarfon a couple of years back. We had planned to catch up and have a few drinks but he made an early exit without saying a word. Next morning I was told that he had been throwing up and his Mrs wasn’t happy!! 

Rambo 

Biggest Moaner? 

We have a few that love to spit their dummies out. The quickest I’ve seen Crowths run is when he’s running to the ref to complain about a decision. Rambo loves to moan when we’re all running our socks off while he stands in goal and Joe loves to moan about Fish’s refereeing decisions in training. Worst of all would be Evo though, he will moan about anything and everything. 

Who would you not want in your 4x100m relay team? 

Top of my list would be Brads and Crowths. Brads runs like he’s got bricks on his feet and I’ve seen a double decker bus turn quicker than Crowths. The skipper wouldn’t make it either. The first five yards are in your head on a football pitch but the same can’t be said on a running track, he can stick to winning headers. Last would be Peo. He’s not the slowest but no chance would I trust his dodgy knee to complete his 100m. 

Funny Moment? 

Daz

End of season do's normally stand out such as Dublin and Haydock races but they’ve been mentioned already. We’ve had a few good trips back up north after a win down south as well. Me and Brooky received a maths lesson off Daz on how to divide by 1, he’s also given us a rendition of the ‘pizza song’ more than once. Another that sticks out is the trip back up north after a 1-0 win over Cardiff Met at the beginning of last season when Kev Bach drove Daz’s car home. The car squad discussed our box midfield formation in great detail with a few ‘Breesy’s on fire’ in between! 

Next up I nominate Darren Thomas!