Thursday 7 May 2020

Team Mates: Oh Danny, Danny....


Linford Christie........Justin Gaitlin.........Usain Bolt.........Danny Brookwell. I'm sure you'll know what I'm suggesting. All four of these men are turbo towered and, luckily for us, one of them plays for Caernarfon Town. 
I can't speak for anyone else but, as far as I'm concerned, Danny Brookwell is the fastest footballer I've seen. In fact, he he's so fast that he'll sometimes run ahead the ball when he's sprinting down the flank for us but we wouldn't have it any other way. 
'Brooky' has come a long way since his goalscoring debut for us at Buckley a few years ago and is a firm favourite of the fans. He's played for the Cofis, represented his country for Wales 'C' and has now featured in the blog, so Danny's done pretty well for himself!
On a serious note, Danny's not one of the team's big noises and so it's great that he's been so quick to take part in this series of quick interviews. Maybe we can carry out a mor in-depth version some time in the future? 
For now, however, let's see what he has to say about his team-mates.... 
Fish gets ready for dinner at Brooky's

Which three team mates would you invite for dinner and why? And what would you cook for them? 

Three guests: 
Firstly Daz Bach. Some of the stories he comes out with after a pint are unbelievable, He does an incredible Irish accent.

Then I would have Joe and Fish and watch them go at each other. I dont think I would stop laughing all night.

Meal: It would have to be fajitas night. Quick, easy and plenty of time for beers. We could all dress as Mexicans like the Cofi Army. 

Ideal person to be stuck on a desert with?
Breese dog. We could come up with a few workouts to pass time and I could learn some tips on how to get big biceps.
Worst trainer:

Rambo for the clean sweep purely because he is never there.
Sam joins Caernarfon with a new haircut
Worst barber:

There has been a lot of support for Brads on this one but to be fair to him he can’t help the few strands left on the top of his head. Also, if anyone hasn't seen Sam Jones's mop before joining Caernarfon look it up!

Worst banter:
Osh Goulding, he needs to up his game before joining the RAF.

Big Huw
Hardman:
The amount of black eyes he has had this season you would think Jamie Crowther. But I've got to go with Huw Griffiths on this one. I wouldn’t want to get the wrong side of him!

The biggest joker:
100% Eards he loves the sound of his own voice and raises the morale of the team. We were all sat ready in Connah’s Quay once and Eards was running late. He ran in the dressing room and did a Klinsmann across the deck.

Good on a night out:
Although I spent a day and a half in bed, from what I saw of the weekend in Cardiff, Gruff has some moves in his locker and he can sing too. Top lad and a great laugh.
Breesey loves throwing some moves....

Worst on a night out:
I don’t know about this one. Every time we go out together we have a laugh, it’s a great bunch of lads. If I had to say then maybe Jamie Breese. He’s an angry man and goes missing. One night we had in Liverpool I thought he was long gone back to the hotel but bumped into him at 2am dancing on his own. Fair to say he hasn’t got Gruff's moves.

Biggest moaner:
Got to be the twins Joe and Evo. They both love a good moan.

Who would you not want in your 4x100m relay team?
Jamie Crowther
Gaz Eds runs like he is treading water and Jamie Crowther towes a caravan, so those two certainly wouldn't make the cut. 

I wouldn't want Rambo either because he would probably drop the baton.

The fourth person is Noah, he would probably slide tackle someone and get us disqualified.

Funniest moment:
Haydock races. Gaz Eds decided to stop to get cash out just before the train was leaving. We all got on the train and as the train was leaving I could just see a giraffe running through the crowd. One of the songs of the day was 'he loves a cash machine, he missed the train.'

Next up is Joe Williams………

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